I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really don’t want to go back to school fuck my life
(via perfection-at-its-finest)
pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate
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I’ll always be there for you.
Because that’s what friends are for.
*hugs*
Also, yes the screams were real, I WAS THERE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.
Hey, Wonton, remember when Oni came through that door and you were like KJSDAHBFSDJDGDKJN and a few seconds later I was like “What? Oh.”
Gooooood Tiiiiimes~
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How we imagine most English people speak.
How most English people actually speak.
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What if all these apocalypse jokes aren’t actually jokes and the people of Australia and New Zealand are dying while we’re reblogging and laughing at their cries for help.
If they are asking for help from Tumblr they’re screwed.
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i havent posted anything on either of my blogs in ages





















